Why should you learn Punjabi in LPU ?

Late hour entries without any ID (mess card,hostel id,laundry card)will not make you feel good because of the annoying security guards. In order to ignore this irritating experience, learn some Punjabi and speak in Punjabi with the guards. Call them "pra" almost in every sentence that you speak. Make sympathetic face and carry a little notorious smile so that he don't get all strict on you. There's another tip-call the shopkeepers "Paji"in a loud and extended tone. They will turn to you first. :D


OR


Have an "International" company of friends(niggro's) instead. Along with them, the guards will let you go too.


Otherwise, deal with the situation. ;)